一球入顔 - One shot to your FACE

Eli was a dumbass today. He was supposed to take it easy, but he did the full dance for Neverland twice. After the second performance, he looked like he was in SO much pain, all the fans were really worried. They got him off stage quickly, and he sat out on the third performance.

Me, being the loud mouthed, opinionated foreign fan I am, told him off by telling him we’d rather him be in one piece by Friday instead of going all out before it even counts. I asked if he was okay and he gave me a nod and smile.

So then I asked for him to show off the gun show. And he did.

UHUUHUU. ELI, I LOVE YOUR MUSCLES.

And then the KissMe’s asked me what I said, so I taught them the word “gun show”, which might be the most important lesson ever. The girls were like “ELI! GUNSHOW!” and I was CRACKING UP.

“ERAAAIII. GUNSHOW!!!”

Come on you guys. 140,000 views in… 4 hours. CAN IT BE DONE?

Seriously, if it happens, people need to DM me because I’ll be at Kiss Me Day, and I will fucking shout that shit out at Kevin.

1,000,000 views~~~

Honors for this video (32)

#71 - Most Discussed (All Time) - South Korea

#55 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Music - South Korea

#22 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Music

#3 - Most Discussed (This Month) - South Korea

#3 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Music - South Korea

#19 - Most Discussed (This Week)

#2 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music

#1 - Most Discussed (This Week) - South Korea

#1 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music - South Korea

#63 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Music

#4 - Top Favorited (This Month) - South Korea

#4 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Music - South Korea

#7 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Music

#1 - Top Favorited (This Week) - South Korea

#1 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Music - South Korea

#100 - Top Rated (All Time) - Music - South Korea

#64 - Top Rated (This Month) - Music

#4 - Top Rated (This Month) - South Korea

#4 - Top Rated (This Month) - Music - South Korea

#36 - Top Rated (This Week) #4 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music

#1 - Top Rated (This Week) - South Korea

#1 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music - South Korea

#114 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Music - South Korea

#69 - Most Viewed (Today)

#6 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music

#1 - Most Viewed (Today) - South Korea

#1 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - South Korea

#22 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Music

#3 - Most Viewed (This Week) - South Korea

#1 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Music - South Korea

Hey Korean music charts and Korean music buyers. There rest of the world seems to be able to recognize Neverland for what it is: An amazing song worthy of #1. How come you can’t see it? (u~u)
While there’s little I can do with the charts, I CAN help with youtube numbers. I’ve got a youtube playlist on repeat, playing Neverland constantly until I see that number hit 1,000,000. Lets get it to a million by KissMe Day, give the boys something to really squeal over.

The MelOn top 100 is not like an average chart, where something generally goes up, then falls off the track a few weeks later. It goes only by downloads and streaming the day before. The streaming part is what throws off the MelOn numbers, because it means it’s competing against songs that are still popular, despite falling off the normal charts weeks ago.

For example, here are the following rankings for some songs on MelOn, September 3rd 2011

9) Mr.Simple - Super Junior
10) Goodbye Baby - Miss A
14) Roly-Poly - T-ara
16) I Am The Best - 2ne1
19) Bubble Pop - Hyeuna
24) Hands Up - 2PM
36) Hot Summer - f(x)
37) Mona Lisa - MBLAQ
38) Man Should Laugh - Homme
45) Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 (Doesn’t even quality for multizens I believe)
60) Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
66) Fiction - Beast

and then

71) Neverland - U-Kiss

On top of this, there is the ENTIRE AsuRA BalBalTa CD on there. That CD held almost all 10 of the top ten positions for ages, and even now makes up most of the top… 50 or so.

Like, seriously, look at what they’re competing against. Essentially, after existing for 48 hours, UKiss are being played enough on playlists. This is without having ANY airtime. ANY promotion. This is all from the power of KissMes. And after this evening, after M Super Concert and promotions next week… We have to hope that people will be interested, and add the song to their own MelOn playlists.

Schedule Information 

[Public] Public Broadcast that fans can access
[TV] TV Broadcast Schedule
[Radio] Radio Broadcast Schedule
[Recording] TV recording schedule
[Recording] Pretape recording (녹색)
[Autograph] Fan sign event
[More] Other Schedules → For anything that doesn’t seem to fall underneath the other colours

September 1^st
[Recording] MBC Chuseok pre-record (Soohyun, Dongho)
[More] AP Interview, Metro Interview
[Radio] KBS-R Super Junior Kiss the Radio (Recorded on August 30th) 

September 2^nd

 [Recording] KBS Special One Day Gag War

September 3^rd

[More] KBS Weekend programming (M Super Concert)

September 4^th

[Public] KissMe Day

September 5^th

 [Recording] Shishin Road (Soohyun, Eli, AJ, Dongho)
[Radio] 10pm - Yunha’s Starry Night (Live)

September 6^th
[More] Seoul Newspaper Interview
[TV] 2pm - YTN News Live (Soohyun, Kevin, Dongho)
[Recording] 9pm – MTV The Show recording
[Radio] (Midnight) Shindong, Park Kyuri ShimShim Tapa

September 7^th

[Recording] KBS Gag concert
[More] Sports Chosun Interview

September 8^th

[Recording] MNet Beatles Code
[Public] 6pm – Mnet Countdown
[More] 6:30pm - Field of Dreams Fundraising Concert

September 9^th

[Public] 7pm – Music Bank
[Radio] 8pm - Youngstreet Radio
[Radio] 10pm – Kiss the Radio

September 10^th

Currently, nothing listed, but it’s safe to assume Music Core will be here

September 11^th

[Public] 3:50pm – Inkigayo

Source: KissMe Daum Cafe

I don’t think it will count to the totals until they properly come back.

I’ll be taking orders to buy straight from the official online/offline sites once comeback starts to help with the numbers. I will be offering two options: with or without poster. But if you want to be absolultely sure your CD order goes towards rankings, it’s a good opportunity.

So every time I hear “Top That”, my mind changes it to “Tap that”

Know that I can tap that!

Cause I can tap that, I can tap that.