一球入顔 - One shot to your FACE

I’m sharing something I normally don’t ever share, because the epic here is AMAZING. Don’t expect this ever again often.

Interpark Fan sign @ Soundholic City, Hongdae, Seoul

Me: Hi!
Dongho:  Hi~ … ._. … I can’t speak English.
Me:  Yes you can~~
Dongho: No~ I can’t~~
Me:  You spoke it to me before~
Dongho: … :D;;;; Sorry! :D;;;
Me: Thank you~!

Kiseop: 안녕하세요!
Me: 안녕하세요!
Kiseop: *Panic mode: ON* *scribbles name quickly* *eyes name tag, sees Korean* *writes my name in Korean* *adds a smily face* *shakes hands with me*
Me: Thank you~~ I like your hair!
Kiseop: THANK YOU!!

Hoon:  HI.
Me: Hi~! How are you?
Hoon: IT’S NICE TO MEET YOU.
Me: It’s nice to meet you too~
Hoon: …. THANK YOU. :D *shakes hand*
Me: Thank you~

AJ: HEEEEY THERE~~
Me: Heeeey, how are you?
AJ:  You’re the teacher!
Me: Yes! You remember me~
AJ: Yeah, I do.
Manager: *pushes my CD along quickly. :<*
Me: Thank you~

Kevin: I MISSED YOUUUU!!!!! 8DDDDDD!!!!!! *A Wild Kevin Appears! He attacks with Charm! it’s super effective!*
Me: Hey!! Awww~~~ *Rebecca attacks with Aegyo! It’s somewhat effective*
Kevin:  I saw you yesterday!
Me: Yes you did~
Kevin: Yuuuup. Do you like Hongdae? (Note: Hongdae is one of the big club areas in Seoul, right around Hongik University)
Me: Huh?
Kevin: Do you like Hongdae?
Me: Sometimes.
Kevin:  Only sometimes?
Manager: *pushes my CD out of Kevin’s hands and hands it off to Eli* *epic pouts from both us*  >:|
Kevin: See you~ *reaches over Eli to shake my hand*
Me: See ya~

Eli: …Wisconsin?
Me: No. (Note, that’s my friend Alyssa)
Eli: …Louisiana?
Me: No.
Eli: *leans over and inspects me* …Boston?
Me: No, no. Wrong country.
Eli: …… KANSAS!!!!
Me: …COUNTRY. CANADA.
Eli: OH, CANADA!!!!
Soohyun: 알았어요~ (Dude, I knew that.)
Eli: OHSHUTUP.
Me: *DYING*

Soohyun: Canada!!
Me: That’s right!
Soohyun: Thank you so much. *shakes my hand*
Me: Thank you~~~

Me: *then walks off a few steps and proceeds to lose my shit laughing at Eli and his geniusness*